Angry Rebellious Teen Girl Music

I've come to a conclusion that most of the artists that are adored by high-school aged, "misunderstood" girls, fall into three distinct categories:

1) Women who are attractive, but are a bit too "passionate"
2) Women who are passionate because they're NOT attractive
3) Women who are on the fence with their passion and who are semi-attractive

I realize that by categorizing lesbian music into those three categories subjugates said artists into exactly the place in society where they do not want to be. Tough.
There are several women who played in the lilith fair tour (the benchmark for angry rebellious teen girl music), who are quite attractive. The few that come to mind instantly (without looking up a listing of previous Lilith Fair Tour artist web sites) are Lisa Loeb... well, Lisa Loeb.... that's it...

For the benifit of you, dedicated and loyal reader, i will leave out women from categories 2 and 3.
After looking up some pictures online of Lilith Fair Tour participants (among other things), i've whittled down the list to a managable 4 artists.



Sarah McLaughlin

Sarah is quite attractive, in that, if i liked girls who used to look like boys, but now look like hot women sorta way.












Lisa Loeb

She's the hottie geek girl that every geek guy (much like myself), has a huge crush on, then turns out she can play the guitar pretty well too, and makes jocks like her, much to the dismay of geeky guys, because now she can date the jocks if she wanted to (a little bitter are we?)











Susanna Hoffs

I am completely unaware of anything Susanna Hoffs has done, musically, in life, with magical wiccan powers, but she's pretty hot!














The Chick from the Cardigans

Never has a sweater-vest looked so sexy.
(note: me calling this chick a chick would solidify my place as one of the people who would never "get" the music that these chicks listen to)







Mitch Hedberg's QotD

The hotel I'm staying at doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but c'mon, the people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Try jumping out the window, you will die earlier! If the number 13 is unlucky, so should the letter 'B' be, because it looks like a scrunched together 13. 'What's your name?' 'BOB?' 'Get the fuck away!'