Inventions...

Quite possibly, the greatest invention in the world...

You guessed it, the chip clip...

I recently was cleaning up my place (which doesn't happen often), where i came across a bag of old corn chips (due to copyright laws, i can only tell you that it starts with a "t" ends with an "s" and "ostito" in the middle). Anyway, i found this bag, still half full (ever the optomist am i), and upon looking at the date, saw that it was only 3 months past the guaranteed fresh date. At this point, i'll say, that either the chip clip works really well, or that tostitos are way too conservative with the guarantee. You be the judge.