Fun Days Ahead...

People have different names for different days. For example:

Sunday - "church day" for most folks, "football day" for others, "another day of sitting around and not doing any work or anything productive of any kind day" to... er... other people.

Monday - "beginning of the work week day," "official end of weekend day," "another day of sitting around..." er, you get the idea.

Tuesday - actually, i can't really think of anything that people call tuesdays...

Wednesday - the ever-so-popular "hump day," the "so not pronounced like it's spelled day," the "i've been working for 3 days and it's still only wednesday?!?! day"

Thursday - used to be "must see tv day" but now it's "nothing to watch on tv day"

Friday - now, alot of people call this day "TGIF," with the cleverly named restaurant proclaiming, "don't you wish every day were friday?" NO!... because if everyday were friday, you'd NEVER HAVE A DAY OFF!!! I mean, think about it, if i had to choose a day for everyday to be, it'd be SATURDAY... -> *segues into...

Saturday - i don't know what other people call it, but i call it "freaking hurry up and be football season!!!!" day. This is the day that i dread the most during the off-season, because it just reminds me of how much i'm NOT watching football.

I propose, we all take a week to just throw caution to the wind (make sure you watch out for power lines), let your hair down, and change the names of the days of the week. I have more interesting names anyway. Like, "DoP" "DoE" "DoW" "DoA" "DoS" "DoG" "DoL"
What do these days stand for you ask? Well, i'm glad you... um... asked...

Day of Pride, Day of Envy, Day of Wrath, Day of Avarice, Day of Sloth, Day of Gluttony, and Day of Lust. Doesn't that sound like more fun? I mean, we could go ahead and make wednesday the day of lust (hump day, get it?), and the like....

There are other days that have benefits as well.
The day of gluttony would be a good day to work at a restaurant...
The day of pride would be a good next day to feel good about how much you ate at that buffet the night before...
The day of envy would be a natural extention of that day, like "damn, that guy ate 25 plates trumping my 24"
The day of wrath would come next, where you would go assult that guy who ate the 25 plates...
The day of lust could come next, good times for motel owners who didn't eat too many plates (thus getting killed)
The day of sloth (smoking the cigarettes after all the lusting)
The day of avarice, otherwise known as greed, which fits very well back into the day of gluttony, where the beautiful cycle restarts...

I leave you with this thought... Seven days of the week, seven deadly sins... coincidence? I think not.