Tennessee Crapball

Apparently, one can train a monkey to call the plays for tennessee... and me being a monkey, i will attempt to do so...

• First down: run, doesn't matter which direction, won't go anywhere
• Second & 9: incomplete pass... i know that's usually not a play that's called per se... but it's def. in our playbook
• Third & 9: ok, here's the deal... if it's third and more than 8, pass behind the line of scrimmage... (will the play get the first down coach?, who cares? he probably won't catch it anyway)
• Fourth down: punt....

Repeat.



Also... it... doesn't... seem... like... someone... who... talks... like... they're... drunk... the... entire... game... should... be... working... for... prime...time... espn... cover... age... as... a... commen... ta... tor....
thanks mike gottfried.